{"id":114982,"date":"2020-12-18T16:42:24","date_gmt":"2020-12-18T21:42:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rbach.net\/?p=114982"},"modified":"2022-08-19T14:43:24","modified_gmt":"2022-08-19T18:43:24","slug":"old-man-parker-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/old-man-parker-says\/","title":{"rendered":"Old Man Parker Says \u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>Christmas 2020 be like \u2026.<\/p>\r\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.boredpanda.com\/worst-buy-funny-products\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-115007\" title=\"Parker Christmas 2020\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Leg_xmas.jpg?resize=325%2C323&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Parker Christmas 2020\" width=\"325\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Leg_xmas.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Leg_xmas.jpg?resize=75%2C75&amp;ssl=1 75w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Leg_xmas.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\r\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">\u00a0\u2026\u00a0 very <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/lR29zxrY2LM?t=07\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Fra-GEE-leh<\/a><\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/covid.cdc.gov\/covid-data-tracker\/?utm_source=morning_brew#cases_casesper100klast7days\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Stay safe out there!<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Related article<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<ul>\r\n<li><a title=\"10 HOURS of Relaxing 2020 Holiday Dumpster Fire\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=t9ZdL0j8QGA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">10 HOURS of Relaxing 2020 Holiday Dumpster Fire<\/a>\u00a0(<a title=\"Trigger Advertising\" href=\"https:\/\/www.trigger.digital\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Trigger Advertising<\/a>)<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p><em><a title=\"Ralph Bach\" href=\"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/new-resume\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Ralph Bach<\/a>\u00a0has been in IT long enough to know better and has blogged from his\u00a0<a title=\"Bach Seat\" href=\"https:\/\/rbach.net\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Bach Seat<\/a> about IT, careers, and anything else that catches his attention since 2005. You can follow him on <a class=\"broken_link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/in\/rb48334\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\">LinkedIn<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ralph.bach.14\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Facebook<\/a>,\u00a0and\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rbach48334\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Twitter<\/a>. Email the Bach Seat\u00a0<a href=\"mailto:\/\/bach.seat@gmail.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas 2020 is very Fra-GEE-leh<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3125],"tags":[3397,3151,924,3419,3544,3622],"class_list":["post-114982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","tag-3397","tag-a-christmas-story","tag-christmas","tag-covid-19","tag-dumpster-fire","tag-movies"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114982"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":125447,"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114982\/revisions\/125447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}