{"id":132857,"date":"2024-11-27T12:56:22","date_gmt":"2024-11-27T17:56:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/?p=132857"},"modified":"2024-11-27T12:56:22","modified_gmt":"2024-11-27T17:56:22","slug":"thanksgiving_turkey_-revenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/thanksgiving_turkey_-revenge\/","title":{"rendered":"Turkey Revenge"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-align: center;\">The Turkeys Revenge\u00a0<\/p>\r\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Turning the table on Thanksgiving dinner in 2024.<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Designer-20.jpg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-132873 size-full\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\" title=\"Turning the table on Thanksgiving dinner in 2024.\" 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Turkeys<\/a>\u00a0(<a title=\"U.S. Fish &amp; Wildlife Service\" href=\"https:\/\/www.fws.gov\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener ugc\">U.S. Fish &amp; Wildlife Service<\/a>)<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p><em><a title=\"Ralph Bach\" href=\"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/new-resume\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Ralph Bach<\/a>\u00a0has been in IT for a while and has blogged from the\u00a0<a title=\"Bach Seat\" href=\"https:\/\/rbach.net\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Bach Seat<\/a>\u00a0about IT, careers, and anything else that has caught my attention since 2005.\u00a0 You can follow me on\u00a0<a title=\"Facebook\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ralph.bach.14\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Facebook<\/a>\u00a0or\u00a0<a title=\"Mastodon\" href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@rbnetinfo\" rel=\"nofollow \">Mastodon<\/a>.\u00a0 Email the Bach Seat\u00a0<a title=\"Email Bach Seat\" href=\"mailto:\/\/bach.seat@gmail.com\" target=\"_blank\" 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