{"id":132857,"date":"2024-11-27T12:56:22","date_gmt":"2024-11-27T17:56:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/?p=132857"},"modified":"2024-11-27T12:56:22","modified_gmt":"2024-11-27T17:56:22","slug":"thanksgiving_turkey_-revenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/thanksgiving_turkey_-revenge\/","title":{"rendered":"Turkey Revenge"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The Turkeys Revenge\u00a0<\/p>\r\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Turning the table on Thanksgiving dinner in 2024.<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Designer-20.jpg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-132873 size-full\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\" title=\"Turning the table on Thanksgiving dinner in 2024.\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Designer-20.jpg?resize=480%2C480&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Turning the table on Thanksgiving dinner in 2024.\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Designer-20.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Designer-20.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Designer-20.jpg?resize=75%2C75&amp;ssl=1 75w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Designer-20.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Designer-20.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Related article<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<ul>\r\n<li><a title=\"Wild Facts About Wild Turkeys\" href=\"https:\/\/www.fws.gov\/story\/wild-facts-about-wild-turkeys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Wild Facts About Wild Turkeys<\/a>\u00a0(<a title=\"U.S. Fish &amp; Wildlife Service\" href=\"https:\/\/www.fws.gov\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener ugc\">U.S. Fish &amp; Wildlife Service<\/a>)<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p><em><a title=\"Ralph Bach\" href=\"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/new-resume\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Ralph Bach<\/a>\u00a0has been in IT for a while and has blogged from the\u00a0<a title=\"Bach Seat\" href=\"https:\/\/rbach.net\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Bach Seat<\/a>\u00a0about IT, careers, and anything else that has caught my attention since 2005.\u00a0 You can follow me on\u00a0<a title=\"Facebook\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ralph.bach.14\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Facebook<\/a>\u00a0or\u00a0<a title=\"Mastodon\" href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@rbnetinfo\" rel=\"nofollow \">Mastodon<\/a>.\u00a0 Email the Bach Seat\u00a0<a title=\"Email Bach Seat\" href=\"mailto:\/\/bach.seat@gmail.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The turkeys are pissed this Thanksgiving they are seeking revenge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[3719,1688,1442],"class_list":["post-132857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-3719","tag-holiday","tag-thanksgiving"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132857"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":132895,"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132857\/revisions\/132895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}