{"id":5142,"date":"2011-02-14T17:10:48","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T22:10:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rbachnet.wwwmi3-ss40.a2hosted.com\/?p=5142"},"modified":"2022-12-30T15:55:50","modified_gmt":"2022-12-30T20:55:50","slug":"emc-jumps-the-shark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/emc-jumps-the-shark\/","title":{"rendered":"EMC Jumps the Shark"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0596235\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-110316\" title=\"EMC Jumps the Shark\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/fonz-jumps-the-shark-1.jpg?resize=87%2C100&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"EMC Jumps the Shark\" width=\"87\" height=\"100\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/fonz-jumps-the-shark-1.jpg?resize=131%2C150&amp;ssl=1 131w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/fonz-jumps-the-shark-1.jpg?resize=65%2C75&amp;ssl=1 65w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/fonz-jumps-the-shark-1.jpg?w=315&amp;ssl=1 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 87px) 100vw, 87px\" \/><\/a>In a pure PR stunt <a href=\"http:\/\/www.emc.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">EMC<\/a> (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/dell-emc-deal-2015-10\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">EMC<\/a>) has<a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=jump%20the%20shark\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"> jumped<\/a> <a title=\"Fonzie Jumos the Shark\" href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/t4ZGKI8vpcg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the shark<\/a>. In a throwback to the 1970s, EMC has released a video of a \u201cRecord-Breaking\u201d storage announcement. Motorcycle daredevil (and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=aXVlEAovgsw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Evel Knievel<\/a> wanna-be) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bubbablackwell.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Bubba Blackwell <\/a>attempts to jump his motorcycle over 8 <a href=\"https:\/\/secure.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/en\/wiki\/Petabyte\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Petabytes<\/a> of storage in 40 <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20150405040044\/http:\/\/www.emc.com:80\/products\/family\/symmetrix-family.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">EMC Symmetrix storage units<\/a>. <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.datacenterknowledge.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Data Center Knowledge<\/a><\/em> made a couple of technical <a title=\"Data Center Knowledge\" href=\"http:\/\/www.datacenterknowledge.com\/archives\/2011\/01\/21\/motorcyle-daredevil-jumps-40-emc-storage-units\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">observations<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thepitchkc.com\/remebering-evel-knievels-prostitution-bust\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-110320\" title=\"Evel Knievel on his Harley-Davidson\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/evel-knievel1-e1571695771320-150x128.jpg?resize=118%2C100&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Evel Knievel on his Harley-Davidson\" width=\"118\" height=\"100\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/evel-knievel1-e1571695771320.jpg?resize=150%2C128&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/evel-knievel1-e1571695771320.jpg?resize=75%2C64&amp;ssl=1 75w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/evel-knievel1-e1571695771320.jpg?w=588&amp;ssl=1 588w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 118px) 100vw, 118px\" \/><\/a>Parking lots typically don\u2019t make ideal environments for storage gear, especially in a warm climate like Miami.<\/li>\n<li>Few data centers possess the perimeter floor space required for a motorcycle daredevil to reach 75 mph.<\/li>\n<li>Many data centers lack the ceiling clearance necessary to accommodate a flying motorcycle. The risk of daredevil-duct work collisions would be high.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So don\u2019t try this in your data center!<\/p>\n<p>Will Bubba make it? Click below to find out!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6EjJJ_Uy0yY?start=234\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><em>rb-<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>Yeah I know I got sucked into the EMC marketing machine, but it&#8217;s cool.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/new-resume\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Ralph Bach<\/a>\u00a0has been in IT long enough to know better and has blogged from his\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/rbach.net\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Bach Seat<\/a> about IT, careers, and anything else that catches his attention since 2005. 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