{"id":6,"date":"2005-05-22T12:08:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-22T16:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rbachnet.wwwmi3-ss40.a2hosted.com\/2005\/05\/22\/vendor-speak\/"},"modified":"2021-07-21T21:14:35","modified_gmt":"2021-07-22T01:14:35","slug":"vendor-speak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/vendor-speak\/","title":{"rendered":"Vendor Speak"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><a href=\"https:\/\/philbernstein.com\/how-jargon-is-killing-your-sales\/mumbo-jumbo-concept-dollarphotoclub_47687150\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"speak vendor noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"Vendor Speak\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/philbernstein.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Mumbo-jumbo-concept-Dollarphotoclub_47687150.jpg\" alt=\"Vendor Speak\" width=\"63\" height=\"89\" \/><\/a>According to CIO Magazine article (CIOInsight, May, 2005, p. 20) by David Weindenfled, counsel for McDonald&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<table class=\"MsoTableGrid\" style=\"width: 615px; border-collapse: collapse; height: 413px;\" border=\"1\" width=\"619\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 2.45in;\" valign=\"top\" width=\"235\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\">They say<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"border: 1pt solid windowtext; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 2.45in;\" valign=\"top\" width=\"235\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\">They mean<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-style: none solid solid; border-color: -moz-use-text-color windowtext windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 1pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 2.45in;\" valign=\"top\" width=\"235\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;usual and customary&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: -moz-use-text-color windowtext windowtext -moz-use-text-color; border-width: medium 1pt 1pt medium; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 4in;\" valign=\"top\" width=\"384\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;Whatever the vendor has been getting away with&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-style: none solid solid; border-color: -moz-use-text-color windowtext windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 1pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 2.45in;\" valign=\"top\" width=\"235\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;commercially reasonable&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: -moz-use-text-color windowtext windowtext -moz-use-text-color; border-width: medium 1pt 1pt medium; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 4in;\" valign=\"top\" width=\"384\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;Whatever the vendor considers reasonable&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-style: none solid solid; border-color: -moz-use-text-color windowtext windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 1pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 2.45in;\" valign=\"top\" width=\"235\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;for internal business use only&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: -moz-use-text-color windowtext windowtext -moz-use-text-color; border-width: medium 1pt 1pt medium; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 4in;\" valign=\"top\" width=\"384\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;software may not necessarily be used by your business partners or companies that you merge with or acquire&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-style: none solid solid; border-color: -moz-use-text-color windowtext windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 1pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 2.45in;\" valign=\"top\" width=\"235\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;the current or then in effect&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: -moz-use-text-color windowtext windowtext -moz-use-text-color; border-width: medium 1pt 1pt medium; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 4in;\" valign=\"top\" width=\"384\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;vendor can change the fees and service levels whenever it wants&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-style: none solid solid; border-color: -moz-use-text-color windowtext windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 1pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 2.45in;\" valign=\"top\" width=\"235\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;will perform in accordance with the published specifications&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: -moz-use-text-color windowtext windowtext -moz-use-text-color; border-width: medium 1pt 1pt medium; padding: 0in 5.4pt; width: 4in;\" valign=\"top\" width=\"384\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;product performs according to the vendor&#8217;s technical specifications, but not your company&#8217;s business needs&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><em><a title=\"Ralph Bach\" href=\"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/new-resume\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Ralph Bach<\/a>\u00a0has been in IT long enough to know better and has blogged from his\u00a0<a title=\"Bach Seat\" href=\"https:\/\/rbach.net\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Bach Seat<\/a> about IT, careers, and anything else that catches his attention since 2005. 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