{"id":60387,"date":"2013-10-12T16:46:22","date_gmt":"2013-10-12T20:46:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rbach.net\/blog\/index.php\/"},"modified":"2021-08-26T21:19:53","modified_gmt":"2021-08-27T01:19:53","slug":"bye-bye-ballmer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/bye-bye-ballmer\/","title":{"rendered":"Bye Bye Ballmer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geeky-gadgets.com\/steve-ballmers-final-good-bye-microsoft-24-08-2013\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-105352 size-thumbnail\" title=\"Bye Bye Ballmer\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/ballmer_steve.jpg?resize=63%2C75&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Bye Bye Ballmer\" width=\"63\" height=\"75\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/ballmer_steve.jpg?resize=63%2C75&amp;ssl=1 63w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/ballmer_steve.jpg?resize=125%2C150&amp;ssl=1 125w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/ballmer_steve.jpg?w=650&amp;ssl=1 650w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 63px) 100vw, 63px\" \/><\/a>The next stop on the <strong>Farewell Steve tour<\/strong> takes up to <a title=\"Windows XP\" href=\"https:\/\/www.microsoft.com\/en-us\/windowsforbusiness\/end-of-xp-support\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"homepage noopener noreferrer\">Windows XP<\/a>. <a title=\"The Verge\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theverge.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>The Verge<\/em><\/a> <a title=\"Ballmer bids tearful farewell to Microsoft, promises it will 'deliver the next big thing'\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theverge.com\/2013\/9\/26\/4774746\/steve-ballmer-microsoft-company-meeting-final-speech\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">reports<\/a> that <strong><a title=\"Steve Ballmer\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/steven_ballmer?lang=en\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"crunchbase noopener noreferrer\">Steve Ballmer<\/a><\/strong>, who attended <a title=\"Lawrence Technological University\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ltu.edu\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Lawrence Technological University<\/a> in <a title=\"Southfield, Michigan\" href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?ll=42.4797222222,-83.245&amp;spn=0.1,0.1&amp;q=42.4797222222,-83.245 (Southfield%2C%20Michigan)&amp;t=h\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"geolocation noopener noreferrer\">Southfield, MI<\/a> before he moved on, had an hour-long town hall in the<strong>\u00a0<a title=\"Microsoft\" href=\"http:\/\/www.microsoft.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Microsoft<\/a><\/strong> (<a title=\"NASDAQ | MSFT\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tradingview.com\/symbols\/NASDAQ-MSFT\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">MSFT<\/a>) HQ in Redmond to bid the MSFT worker bees adieu. At one point <em>The Verge<\/em> says an emotional Ballmer paused to &#8220;<em>enjoy this for a minute,<\/em>&#8221; with tears visibly streaming down his face. He told the audience &#8220;<em>You work for the greatest company in the world, soak it in.<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Here is another chance to enjoy the moment in an ad with Steve Ballmer and <a title=\"Brian Valentine\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Brian_Valentine\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Brian Valentine<\/a> in a <a title=\"Crazy Eddie\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Crazy_Eddie\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Crazy Eddie<\/a> spoof hawking <strong>Windows XP<\/strong>. <em>If you listen closely at about 1:40, it sounds like Valentine even says Windows XP is secure!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/EDq90oITehA\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><a title=\"Ralph Bach\" href=\"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/new-resume\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Ralph Bach<\/a>\u00a0has been in IT long enough to know better and has blogged from his\u00a0<a title=\"Bach Seat\" href=\"https:\/\/rbach.net\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Bach Seat<\/a> about IT, careers, and anything else that catches his attention since 2005. 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