{"id":74368,"date":"2014-12-22T21:06:10","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T02:06:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rbach.net\/blog\/index.php\/"},"modified":"2024-05-24T18:52:08","modified_gmt":"2024-05-24T22:52:08","slug":"fatman-begins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/fatman-begins\/","title":{"rendered":"Fatman Begins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fatman begins &#8212; Kris Kringle&#8217;s darkest work&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20150102045319\/http:\/\/designtaxi.com:80\/news\/371136\/Movie-Posters-Given-A-Fun-Christmas-Makeover-Feature-Santa-As-Hollywood-Star\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-103552\" title=\"Fatman Begins\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Christmas_fatman_begins.jpg?resize=400%2C566&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Fatman Begins\" width=\"400\" height=\"566\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Christmas_fatman_begins.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Christmas_fatman_begins.jpg?resize=53%2C75&amp;ssl=1 53w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Christmas_fatman_begins.jpg?resize=106%2C150&amp;ssl=1 106w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Artist <a href=\"http:\/\/www.absink.com\/\">Alessandro Minoggi<\/a>\u00a0reimagined Santa Clause in cinematic posters of classic films in time for Christmas.<\/p>\n<h6>Related articles<\/h6>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20150806071425\/http:\/\/www.viralnova.com:80\/failed-christmas-theme-parks\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">25 Days Of Creepy Christmas, Day 11: These Christmas Theme Parks Were Huge Fails<\/a> (viralnova.com)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><a title=\"Ralph Bach\" href=\"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/new-resume\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Ralph Bach<\/a>\u00a0has been in IT long enough to know better and has blogged from his\u00a0<a title=\"Bach Seat\" href=\"https:\/\/rbach.net\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Bach Seat<\/a> about IT, careers, and anything else that catches his attention since 2005. 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