{"id":88963,"date":"2018-10-29T17:39:51","date_gmt":"2018-10-29T21:39:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rbach.net\/blog\/index.php\/"},"modified":"2022-08-23T15:53:24","modified_gmt":"2022-08-23T19:53:24","slug":"halloween-fails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rbach.net\/index.php\/halloween-fails\/","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Fails"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.athome.com\/halloween-pumpkins\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"fails halloween noopener noreferrer\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"Halloween Fails\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.athome.com\/dw\/image\/v2\/AAYZ_PRD\/on\/demandware.static\/-\/Sites-AtHome\/default\/dw8d7728ff\/images\/124176033.jpg?resize=67%2C67&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Halloween Fails\" width=\"67\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><strong>Halloween<\/strong> is here &#8211; giving techies a reason to dress up as your favorite tech-inspired costume or better yet costume fails. You won&#8217;t believe these incredible <strong>Halloween costume fails<\/strong>. When people get Halloween <strong>costume ideas from their job<\/strong>, things can get scary fast. &#8230; here is some proof!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Google Map Guides<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20220813052917\/http:\/\/inventorspot.com\/articles\/halloween-costumes-geeks\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"google maps costume noopener noreferrer\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Google Maps costume\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.networksunlimited.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Google-Map-Guides-225x300.png?resize=277%2C370&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Google Maps costume\" width=\"277\" height=\"370\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Code<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.networksunlimited.com\/tech-costume-ideas-halloween\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"coding costume noopener noreferrer\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Coding costume\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.networksunlimited.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/code-300x225.jpg?resize=287%2C215&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Coding costume\" width=\"287\" height=\"215\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Identity theft<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.popsugar.com\/smart-living\/photo-gallery\/25587340\/embed\/35505002\/Identity-Theft\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"identity costume noopener theft noreferrer\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Identity theft costume\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/assets.rbl.ms\/14653521\/980x.jpg?resize=297%2C297&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Identity theft costume\" width=\"297\" height=\"297\" \/><\/a><\/center><br \/>\n<strong>Clippy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hostdime.com\/blog\/tech-halloween-costumes\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-115221 \" 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loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"BSOD costume\" src=\"https:\/\/theyearofhalloween.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/10\/windows-error-message-blue-screen-of-death-halloween-costume-via-weknowmemes.jpeg?resize=312%2C304\" alt=\"BSOD costume\" width=\"312\" height=\"304\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Error 404 Page<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Costume not found costume\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blog.rapidapi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Error-404.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"Costume not found costume\" width=\"309\" height=\"232\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Computer Man<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cxtec.com\/resources\/blog\/favorite-techy-halloween-costumes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-120055\" title=\"Computer guy halloween costume\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/DataCenterMan.jpg?resize=303%2C441&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Computer guy halloween costume\" width=\"303\" height=\"441\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/DataCenterMan.jpg?w=277&amp;ssl=1 277w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/DataCenterMan.jpg?resize=103%2C150&amp;ssl=1 103w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/DataCenterMan.jpg?resize=52%2C75&amp;ssl=1 52w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 303px) 100vw, 303px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>iPug<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20220813052917\/http:\/\/inventorspot.com\/articles\/halloween-costumes-geeks\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-120054\" title=\"iPug halloween costume\" 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src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Cloudcouple.jpg?resize=303%2C303&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Cloud computing halloween costume\" width=\"303\" height=\"303\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Cloudcouple.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Cloudcouple.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rbach.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/Cloudcouple.jpg?resize=75%2C75&amp;ssl=1 75w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 303px) 100vw, 303px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Related article<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/life\/2018\/10\/25\/most-popular-halloween-candy-every-state-trick-treat\/1726235002\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Here&#8217;s the most popular Halloween candy in every state<\/a>\u00a0(<a href=\"https:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">USA 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