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VMware Jumped the Shark

VMware Jumped the SharkWikipedia says an organization has jumped the shark when it uses an out of character gimmick in an attempt to generate new publicity. The phrase “jump the shark” evolved from a 1977 episode of Happy Days, in which Fonzie jumps over a shark while on water skis. The Free Encyclopedia says this gimmick strayed absurdly outside the original storyline of the sitcom. 

VMware logoVMware (VMW) has jumped the shark. The virtualization giant now has its own anthem. The VMware anthem performed by The Viarengo Band is set to Steppenwolf’s 1968 hit Born to be Wild. The song was most famously featured in the 1969 film Easy Rider.

Dell Technologies (DELL) stablemate EMC (EMC) jumped the shark in 2011. The storage provider staged an event where motorcycle daredevil Bubba Blackwell jumped over a parking lot of EMC Symmetrix storage units.

 

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Web Pioneers AOL and Yahoo Liquidated by Verizon

Web Pioneers AOL and Yahoo Liquidated by VerizonWeb pioneers AOL and Yahoo have been sold. Verizon sold the two early Internet powerhouses to the private equity firm Apollo Global Management. For these once tech titans, the deal represents a failure to adapt and thrive as the internet evolved. A history of missteps and bad timing leads both AOL and Yahoo to be sold for 10% of their peak values

America Online

AOL, founded in 1991 as a BBS for Commodore 64 computers, went public in 1992. Estimates put AOL’s value at $226 billion by 2001. Over 35 million users accessed the Internet via AOL. The firm had a history of preventing users from canceling their subscriptions. In 2001 America Online bought Time Warner for $182 billion in cash and stock. The move buried the company in debt just before the dotcom bubble burst and the rise of broadband made AOL’s dial-up services virtually obsolete. AOL languished until Verizon bought the property in 2015 

Yahoo

Yahoo (YHOO), founded in 1994 had 3 billion users at its peak. It had total revenue of over $1.8 billion at its peak in 2008. Yahoo has a history of misses as well. In 1999 it spent nearly $10 billion to buy GeoCities and Broadcast.com, both of which the company eventually shut down. It spent $1.1 billion on Tumblr in 2013 and sold it for less than $3 million in 2019. The Internet pioneer rejected a $44.6 billion takeover offer from Microsoft in 2008, only to sell to Verizon for 10% of that value less than ten years later. Yahoo has the dubious honor of enabling the largest know data breach – leaking all 3 billion accounts. Verizon bought Yahoo in 2017 for $4.5 billion.

Verizon (VZ) sold the Verizon Media group for $4.25 billion in cash and a 10% stake in the new company. The former internet empires will be rebranded “Yahoo,” according to the announcement. Verizon said they expect the sale to close in the second half of 2021. The sale includes online news outlets TechCrunch, Yahoo Finance, and Engadget.

Verizon is cutting its losses

The deal values the former powerhouse businesses at significantly lower prices than Verizon paid just a few years ago.

David Sambur, co-head of private equity at Apollo, said in a statement that touted the company’s strong recent recovery from last year’s lows in CEO-speak;

We are big believers in the growth prospects of Yahoo and the macro tailwinds driving growth in digital media, advertising technology, and consumer internet platforms.

The deal is Verizon’s latest step toward exiting the media market. Verizon sold HuffPost to BuzzFeed last year. it also shut down other popular properties including Yahoo Answers.

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Call me cynical, but what happens to the few remaining staff? The PE playbook says to remove assets and pump in debt to either spin out the remains in an IPO or go bankrupt and write off the debt in a fire sale. Meanwhile, Verizon Media CEO Guru Gowrappan gets to keep his CEO position at the new Yahoo.

Hopefully, Verizon will focus on its core wireless networks business and other internet provider businesses. Opensignal reports that 5G connections are still rare for U.S. consumers. They found that users connected to mmWave 5G less than 1% of the time. Verizon was the “best” for a time connected – a whopping 0.8%, compared to 0.5% for both AT&T and T-Mobile users. 

Yahoo and AOL were early tech titans as the consumer internet formed, but have now fallen into the hands of private equity.

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Record Breaking Proofpoint Buyout

Record Breaking Proofpoint buyoutThoma Bravo agreed to a record breaking Proofpoint buyout. The Chicago-based private equity firm plans to buy out publicly traded cybersecurity company Proofpoint (PFPT). The cash deal values Proofpoint at $12.3 billion. Thoma Bravo has agreed to acquire the company with a $176.00 per share price. That is a 34% premium to its trading price starting 04/23/2021.

Proofpoint buyout

Proofpoint Chief Executive Gary Steele told MarketWatch

Proofpoint logo…in 2020 we generated more than $1 billion in annual revenue – making Proofpoint the first SaaS-based cybersecurity and compliance company to reach that milestone

The board of directors of Proofpoint has approved the Proofpoint buyout agreement, including a deadline called the go shop, which expires on June 9th. This means that the company has 45 days to consider proposals from other parties.

About Proofpoint

Former Netscape CTO Eric Hahn, founded Proofpoint in June 2002. He helped launch the company in 2003 having raised $7m in a Series A funding round. Proofpoint was initially backed by venture capitalists Benchmark Capital and by Stanford University. In 2012, the company went public with an IPO which raised more than $80m.

About Thoma Bravo

Thoma Bravo logoChicago’s Thoma Bravo specializes in technology deals. The PE firm has previously made investments in SolarWinds, a software company that is in the midst of a huge cyberespionage campaign. Thoma Bravo has also bought up controlling stakes in cybersecurity companies in the past, including:

  • Barracuda in a 2017 deal worth $1.6 billion;
  • Imperva for $2.1 billion in October 2018; 
  • Sophos in 2020 for $3.9 billion.

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This is a big deal. The $12.3 billion price tag makes it the biggest cybersecurity acquisition of all time. More than the $7.68 billion Intel shelled out for McAfee 11 years ago. And VentureBeat estimates that the Proofpoint acquisition represents one of the biggest overall technology acquisitions ever, putting it in the top 20, alongside megadeals that include Dell’s $67 billion EMC purchase, IBM’s $34 billion Red Hat deal, and Salesforce’s pending $27.7 billion Slack acquisition.

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Earth Day 2021

Earth Day 2021Earth Day is April 22nd. It is the 51st Earth Day. Earth Day is “celebrated around the world when people take time to appreciate humankind’s connection to the Earth and to raise awareness of our environmental challenges,” according to the Earth Day Initiative.

environmental protectionMore than 1 billion people now participate in Earth Day activities each year. Earth day is the largest civic observance in the world. At the first Earth Day in 1970, concerned citizens gathered across the country to learn about environmental degradation. The activism that followed led to the passing of the Clean Air Act and Clean Water Act. These are still landmark legislation in environmental protection.

How to commemorate Earth Day

To commemorate Earth Day 2021, here are some ways to make your tech greener.

  • Reuse Old PC’s – Retired hardware can be used for tasks with lower resource requirements. They can also be re-sold – after wiping your data, of course.
  • Responsibly RecycleResponsibly Recycle – The toxic materials in electronic devices can contain dangerous materials like Cadmium, Mercury Hexavalent chromium and Flame retardants.  Be sure to recycle your electronic waste responsibly to avoid leakage of harmful substances into the environment.
  • User more efficient hardwareSolid State Disk Drives (SSDs) – use less energy than traditional HDDs. An SSD can extend your laptop battery life by 30-45 minutes on average. And they are quitier too.
  • Skip the printer – Use online communications. By skipping the printer you can save a tree and save the money you waste on printer ink. According to PricewaterhouseCoopers, the average person makes 10,000 copies or prints annually at the office plus printing at home.
  • Skip the daily commute – Thanks to COVID, most of use are telecommuting now but – skipping the  commuting to the job can reduce green house gas CO2 that causes climate change. And you can save some cash paying for gas.

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VMware Spinoff

VMware SpinoffThe rumor mill got it right again. On Wednesday 04/15/2021 Dell Technologies confirmed the long speculated plans to spinoff VMware. The VMware spinoff will create two standalone public companies. Dell will continue to trade on the NYSE as DELL and VMware will trade as VMW.

Cash dividend of up to $12 billionThe deal includes a VMware cash dividend of up to $12 billion to all VMware shareholders, including Dell Technologies. Dell owns an 81% stake in VMware. Dell took over VMware when it acquired EMC in September 2016 for $58B. The VMware spin-off could yield Dell up to $9.7 billion to pay down its long-term debt of $41.62 billion. Dell shareholders would receive 0.44 shares of VMware for each Dell share that they hold as of 04/14/2021.

VMware spinoff

TechCrunch observes that the VMware spinoff will not be a clean break. The companies will continue to work closely together at least for another five years. VMware plans to sell its products through the Dell sales team. Dell Financial Services will continue to finance VMware deals. Finally, there is a formalized governance process in place related to achieving the commercial goals under the agreement.

VMware spinoff will not be a clean breakThe VMware spinoff is expected to close during the fourth quarter of calendar 2021, pending a favorable IRS ruling. TechCrunch says  That includes getting a favorable ruling from the IRS that the deal qualifies for a tax-free spin-off, would be a considerable hurdle for the deal.

VMware spinoff changes at the top

Dell Technologies founder and CEO Michael Dell will continue to lead the PC giant. He will also remain chairman of VMware’s board.Mr. Dell said in CEO-speak;

Dell logoBy spinning off VMware, we expect to drive additional growth … and unlock significant value for stakeholders. Both companies will remain important partners … differentiated advantage in how we bring solutions to customers … embrace new opportunities through an open ecosystem …

Zane Rowe will remain interim CEO of VMware, as the virtualization company continues to evaluate permanent CEO options to succeed Pat Gelsinger — who left the virtualization juggernaut for Chipzilla earlier this year.

Zane Rowe interim CEO of VMwareMr. Rowe told Reuters the spinoff could also allow VMware to strike more partnerships with major cloud computing providers. “This will clearly give us a lot of flexibility strategically to do more partnerships.”  The VMware spinoff will allow the independent firm to pursue deals with Amazon and Microsoft, which are Dell’s primary technology competitors.

Dell financial maneuvers

Founded in 1984, Dell initially went public in 1988. Through a record-breaking leveraged buyout Dell returned to private ownership under Michael Dell in 2013. After buying EMC in 2016, Dell again undertook a complex financial move to become public again to help the company raise funds.

VMware

VMware logoVMware was founded in 1998 and acquired by EMC in 2004. EMC sold part of its stake in an initial public offering in 2007. EMC’s holdings in VMware passed to Dell when it acquired EMC in 2016 in the largest successful acquisition in the technology industry.

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In another effort to slim down the company, Dell is exploring options to selling its Boomi cloud business for $3 billion. Dell Technologies sold Boomi for about $4 billion. The proceeds should help Dell reduce its debt. The data integration company is being purchased by the investment firm Francisco Partners along with the private equity firm TPG Capital. The sale is expected to close by the end of 2021.

Boomi provides a cloud-based integration platform as a service (iPaaS) for more than 15,000 customers. Dell acquired Boomi in 2010.

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