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Windows 95 – There’s An App For That

Windows 95 - There's An App For ThatWith all the problems Microsoft (MSFT) Windows 10 has had lately – a few of us of a certain vintage may long for simpler days when we controlled what Windows did, not Redmond. Well, it’s time to relax because Windows 95 is now available as an app for Mac, Windows, and Linux.

The Verge writes that Slack developer Felix Rieseberg is responsible for this ingenious app. The operating system is encased in electron, a framework for building cross-platform apps with HTML and CSS.

Windows 95 desktopNow nostalgia lovers can play around with Windows 95 in an electron app. Mr. Rieseberg has published the source code and app installers for this project on Github, and classic apps like Solitaire, Wordpad, phone dialer, MS Paint, and Minesweeper all run as you’d expect. Sadly, Internet Explorer isn’t fully functional as it simply refuses to load pages. It does have floppy disk support.

As Mr. Rieseberg suggests, if you were hoping to run Doom, you’re probably better off doing it through an actual virtualization app, but it surprisingly does work. He admits it only worked well “by accident and was mostly a joke.”

The app is only 129MB in size. Once it’s running it surprisingly only takes up around 200MB of RAM, even when running all the old Windows 95 system utilities, apps, and games. If you run into any issues with the app you can always reset the Windows 95 instance inside the app and start over again.

Enjoy this trip down memory lane.

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OK – Cut Windows 95 some slack, the 20something-year-old OS is the first step-up from 16-bit DOS to 32-bit Windows NT. But more importantly, it introduced the Windows graphical user interface that so many of us have a love/hate relationship with.

As you’d figure, running Windows 95 these days is mostly just for a laugh. Windows 95 is still popular after 20 years. The OS has appeared on the Apple Watch, Android Wear smartwatch, and even the Xbox One.

 

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Ralph Bach has been in IT long enough to know better and has blogged from his Bach Seat about IT, careers, and anything else that catches his attention since 2005. You can follow him on LinkedInFacebook, and Twitter. Email the Bach Seat here.

Microsoft Develops Shortlist for New CEO

Microsoft Develops Shortlist for New CEOThe Grand Pooh-Bahs in Redmond have developed a shortlist of candidates to replace outgoing CEO Steve Ballmer. Reuters says the list includes internal candidates. Reported on the list is former Skype CEO Tony Bates, who is now in charge of business development at Microsoft (MSFT). Another internal candidate is Satya Nadella, the company’s cloud, and enterprise chief.

Sources told Reuters that Ford Motor Company (F) CEO Alan Mulally and former Nokia (NOK) CEO Stephen Elop are also contenders. While I am sure they are all worthy successors to Steve. I wonder if Mr. Mulally has his own rant ready for his interview Taurus’s … Taurus’s … Taurus’s (rb- do these jobs really have interviews?)

 

Here’s a remix from DevelopersDevelopers.com (Oldie but goodie)

 

Ralph Bach has been in IT long enough to know better and has blogged from his Bach Seat about IT, careers, and anything else that catches his attention since 2005. You can follow him on LinkedInFacebook, and Twitter. Email the Bach Seat here.

Farewell Steve Tour

Farewell Steve Tour MicrosoftThe Bach Seat Steve Ballmer farewell tour continues as rumors swirl about Ford (F) CEO Alan Mulally taking over at Microsoft. Or will Bill Gates returning ala Steve Jobs to save Redmond. Whatever the grand poobah’s at MSFT are thinking. They will probably never find another CEO like Steve.

Here is newly minted CEO Ballmer opening up the company’s 25th Anniversary in September 2000, doing what he calls a “monkey dance” and shouting “give it up for me!” When he finally calms down, barely able to speak between gasps of air, he manages to shout four words: “I .. Love … This … Company!

 

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Ralph Bach has been in IT long enough to know better and has blogged from his Bach Seat about IT, careers, and anything else that catches his attention since 2005. You can follow him on LinkedInFacebook, and Twitter. Email the Bach Seat here.

Bye Bye Ballmer

Bye Bye BallmerThe next stop on the Farewell Steve tour takes up to Windows XP. The Verge reports that Steve Ballmer, who attended Lawrence Technological University in Southfield, MI before he moved on, had an hour-long town hall in the Microsoft (MSFT) HQ in Redmond to bid the MSFT worker bees adieu. At one point The Verge says an emotional Ballmer paused to “enjoy this for a minute,” with tears visibly streaming down his face. He told the audience “You work for the greatest company in the world, soak it in.

Here is another chance to enjoy the moment in an ad with Steve Ballmer and Brian Valentine in a Crazy Eddie spoof hawking Windows XP. If you listen closely at about 1:40, it sounds like Valentine even says Windows XP is secure!

 

Ralph Bach has been in IT long enough to know better and has blogged from his Bach Seat about IT, careers, and anything else that catches his attention since 2005. You can follow him on LinkedInFacebook, and Twitter. Email the Bach Seat here.

Farewell to Steve

Farewell to SteveNow that Microsoft’s (MSFT) CEO Steve Ballmer is on his farewell tour. GigaOM has an article “In Defense of Steve Ballmer” it’s an interesting read. However, I plan to commemorate Farmington Hills’ own Steve’s departure from MSFT in his own way.


 

 

Ralph Bach has been in IT long enough to know better and has blogged from his Bach Seat about IT, careers, and anything else that catches his attention since 2005. You can follow him on LinkedInFacebook, and Twitter. Email the Bach Seat here.