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Not the Windows Startup You Knew

Not the Windows Startup You KnewMental Floss brought us the work of London-based musician Daniel John Jones who has experimented with slowing down the playback of an assortment of Windows start-up sounds. As part of a project on his Soundcloud page, he has slowed down a number of Windows start-up sounds by up to 4000 percent.

SoundcloudIn the case of Windows XP, the iconic sound takes on an eerie trance-like tone that lasts just shy of three minutes. Its build-up and dramatic payoff never seemed to make the pay-off when I started up my PC. Listen here.

The Windows 95 start-up sound, which lasts nearly 4 minutes takes on a new-agey mood with a sinister edge to it. Listen here.

The full collection of Jones’s Windows work can be found here.

 

Ralph Bach has been in IT long enough to know better and has blogged from his Bach Seat about IT, careers, and anything else that catches his attention since 2005. You can follow him on LinkedInFacebook, and Twitter. Email the Bach Seat here.

Tablets are Doomed

Tablets are DoomedTechCrunch reports from Mobile World Congress in Barcelona that tablets are dead. Six years after the original iPad ushered in the post-pc era, there were no tablets at the premier mobile showcase. Companies and consumers have moved on.

iPadTo be fair, TechCrunch says that if you looked hard enough, you could find an Android tablet or two stashed away in a corner. And Apple (AAPL), the tablet leader, doesn’t come to MWC. They conclude that tablets are not the future for Samsung’s (005930) and LGs (LGLD) of the consumer electronics world.

In fact, the author reports that Samsung, Sony (SNE), HTC (2498) and LG didn’t have any new tablets to announce. They didn’t even mention tablets during their conferences. It’s not just that people don’t care about tablets anymore — the big electronics companies themselves aren’t even trying to release new products for this market anymore. The article lists a number of reasons why tablets have become so unpopular.

Tablets are now a commodity

tablets have become so unpopular

First, tablets are now a commodity. You can find dozens of perfectly fine tablets for less than $200. And there’s no differentiating factor between Android tablets. As a result, companies are not making a profit from them.

You already have a tablet

Second, chances are you already have a tablet at home and it’s working fine. So the author reports that there’s no reason why you should upgrade it — it probably runs Netflix, Facebook (FB) and the Kindle app. It has a browser and your emails. Long replacement cycles mean you don’t need to pay attention to the new and shiny tablets. The Business Insider also observes tablets are more like PCs — you buy a new one only when the old one is worn out or doesn’t run the software you need.

Phones are getting bigger

everybody uses their phones constantly to interact with other people and do everything they’d do on a tablet.Third, phones are getting bigger. The LG G5 (5.3-inch display) and Samsung Galaxy S7 (5.1-inch display) are the two most interesting flagship phones that were announced at MWC. The first Samsung Galaxy Note had a 5.3-inch display, which could be called a phablet. Today, it would be an average phone. According to TechCrunch, big phones are the new normal, and everybody uses their phones constantly to interact with other people and do everything they’d do on a tablet.

BI explains the phenomenon of phones replacing tablets includes Apple. Apple started making larger phones, the iPhone 6S and 6S Plus, a year ago, which eliminates some of the justification for a bigger touch screen device. Also, consumers upgrade their phones every two or three years, since the carriers subsidize some of that up-front cost (plus, it’s just cool to have a new phone, which you carry with you everywhere in public).

it's just cool to have a new phone, which you carry with you everywhere in publicFor those who need a snapshot of the decline of the tablet, Business Insider presented a chart from Statista based on numbers from IDC. In the last four quarters, tablet sales have been down from the previous year’s quarter. Overall, shipments in the first three quarters of 2015 are down 9% from the same time a year ago.

Business Insider - Global Tablet Market Decline

TechCruch takes a pretty hardcore position on tablets. Tablets had a good run, but won’t be around for much longer. They argue that the iPad is a better tablet than any Android tablet because there aren’t many tablet-optimized apps on the Play Store. This is key to understanding the iPad’s appeal.

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I have covered the issues around tablets since 2011 including the first signs of a decline in Apple’s iPad Teflon armor in 2014.  TC says tablets can still make a comeback. They need to become something else. But something needs to change and soon. Current tablets prove that you should never bet against the smartphone.

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Ralph Bach has been in IT long enough to know better and has blogged from his Bach Seat about IT, careers, and anything else that catches his attention since 2005. You can follow him on LinkedInFacebook, and Twitter. Email the Bach Seat here.

Trivial Taxes for Tech Titans

Trivial Taxes for Tech TitansJust in time for the start of the U.S. tax season, reports have surfaced that should piss off most tax-paying Americans. The Business Insider is reporting that most of the American tech giants, like Apple, Google and Microsoft are not paying their share of taxes.

the effective tax rate paid by US tech titans is well below the average rate paid by the 100 biggest S&P companies

The U.S. corporate tax rate is about 35%, but according to an analysis by financial research website WalletHub and charted by Statista, the effective tax rate paid by U.S. tech companies, like Apple (AAPL), Microsoft (MSFT), and Google (GOOG), was well below the 28.6% average rate paid by the 100 biggest S&P companies.

Facebook (FB) was the exception with an effective tax rate of 41%, but the social networking company has paid a higher rate in past years and recouped some of the money in tax deductions, according to Quartz.

Infographic: How Much U.S. Tech Companies Pay in Taxes | Statista

One way these tech giants are lowering their tax bills is by stashing most of their profits overseas, where lower international tax rates apply. Despite claims by Apple CEO Tim Cook, that Apple pays all of its taxes, Apple, for example, keeps most of its cash offshore, and openly says it’s keeping it overseas to avoid their U.S. corporate tax bills.

Tax dodgerThe New York Times recently reported that Apple made a deal with Italian tax authorities over a dispute about how much tax the iPad maker should have paid Italy. A spokesman for Italy’s tax authority declined to comment to the NYT on the amount of owed taxes but the BBC reports that the figure is €318m ($348m).

The investigation found that since 2013, Apple had moved roughly $1.1 billion in revenue from its Italian operations through an Irish subsidiary to lower the taxes that the company was obliged to pay under the 27.5% corporate income tax rate in Italy.

The NYT says Ireland’s corporate tax rate, at 12.5%, is one of the lowest in the Western world, compared with 35%, before deductions, in the United States. Of course, Irish officials deny that the low-tax structure represents unfair competition.

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The Tech Titans have long lusted after a tax cut. I cover the 2011 meeting where Tech giants Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, Apple, Steve Jobs, Yahoo, Cisco (CSCO), Twitter (TWTR), Oracle (ORCL), Netflix, Google, and venture capitalists lobbied Obama for a tax cut on $1 trillion of profits they’ve stashed overseas.

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Ralph Bach has been in IT long enough to know better and has blogged from his Bach Seat about IT, careers, and anything else that catches his attention since 2005. You can follow him on LinkedInFacebook, and Twitter. Email the Bach Seat here.

Is Your Data Center Underwater?

Is Your Data Underwater?Every time you like something on Facebook, it causes a computer in a cloud data center somewhere in the world to do something. That computer uses electricity to let the world know you like the sleepy puppy video or what you dinner looked like.

computers produce heatAs you may have noticed if you left your laptop on your lap for too long computers also produce heat. Facebook (FB), Twitter (TWTR), Instagram, and all the other time-wasters have millions of computers generating excess heat that needs to go somewhere. It is estimated that Facebook alone has hundreds of thousands of servers.

Keep servers cool

One of the ways to keep servers cool is to keep them wet. As count-intuitive as that seems, there are companies that use liquid immersion to cool their servers according to the Register. This approach uses data centers featuring large ‘baths’ filled with a dielectric liquid into which racks of equipment are submerged.

Green Revolution Cooling CarnotJetMineral oil has been used in immersion cooling before Perhaps the best-known proponent of liquid immersion cooling is Green Revolution Cooling. Its CarnotJet system allows rack-mounted servers from any OEM to be dunked in special racked baths filled with a dielectric mineral oil blend called ElectroSafe (PDF), an electrical insulator it claims to have 1,200 times more heat capacity by volume than air.

Green Revolution Cooling claims cooling energy reductions of up to 95 percent, server power savings of 10-25%, data center build-out cost reductions of up to 60% through simplified architecture, and improved server performance and reliability as a result of less exposure to dust (and moisture).
Microsoft has taken this technology to the next level. Now, Microsoft is experimenting with locating entire data centers underwater.

Microsoft underwater data center

Microsoft logoComputerWorld is reporting that Microsoft has designed, built, and deployed its own sub-sea data center in the ocean, in the period of about a year. The Redmond, WA firm started working on the project in late 2014. Microsoft employee, Sean James, who served on a U.S. Navy submarine, submitted a paper on the concept.

The eight-foot diameter steel prototype vessel, named after the Halo character Leona Philpot, operated 30 feet underwater on the Pacific Ocean seafloor, about 1 kilometer off the California coast near San Luis Obispo for 105 days from August to November 2015, according to Microsoft. Microsoft engineers remotely controlled the data center and even ran commercial data-processing projects from Microsoft’s Azure cloud computing service in the submerged data center.

Project NatickThe sub-sea data center experiment, called Project Natick after a town in MA, is in the research stage and Microsoft warns it is “still early days” to evaluate whether the concept could be adopted by the company and other cloud service providers. Microsoft says,

Project Natick reflects Microsoft’s ongoing quest for cloud data center solutions that offer rapid provisioning, lower costs, high responsiveness, and are more environmentally sustainable.

Microsoft believes that using undersea data centers can serve the 50% of people who live within 200 kilometers of the ocean. They say that deployment in deep-water offers “ready access to cooling, renewable power sources, and a controlled environment.” Moreover, a data center can be deployed from start to finish in 90 days.

Microsoft is weighing coupling the data center with a turbine or a tidal energy system to generate electricity, according to the New York Times.

Environmental impact

A new trial is expected to begin next year, possibly near Florida or in Northern Europe, Microsoft engineers told the NYT.

environmental impactSome users questioned whether an undersea data center could have an environmental impact, including the heating up of the water around the data center. But Microsoft claimed on its website that the project envisages the use of data centers that would be totally recycled and would also have zero emissions when located along with offshore renewable energy sources. MSFT told Computerworld

No waste products, whether due to the power generation, computers, or human maintainers are emitted into the environment … During our deployment of the Leona Philpot vessel, sea life in the local vicinity quickly adapted to the presence of the vessel.

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I have covered some other alternative ways to deal with data centers on Bach Seat, including HP’s plans to use cow manure to generate electricity and Microsoft’s plan to use sewer gas to power a data center in Wyoming.

Underwater data centers are an attractive idea, there are challenges. One is a concern is the saltwater could corrode the structures. This issue can be resolved by locating the data centers in the freshwater Great Lakes. The Great Lakes basin is projected to reach a population of about 65 million by 2025.

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Ralph Bach has been in IT long enough to know better and has blogged from his Bach Seat about IT, careers, and anything else that catches his attention since 2005. You can follow him on LinkedInFacebook, and Twitter. Email the Bach Seat here.

How To Be Happier And Healthier At Work

Happier And Healthier At WorkWant to feel 87% more energized and 62% happier at work? The answer might be easier than you think: Get a standing desk! Not only does standing at work make you happier, but it can also make you healthier too.

Sitting for 6+ hours can make you 18% more likely to die from diabetes and heart disease according to an infographic from Ultimate Mats. The infographic shows you ways to be happier and healthier at work—simply by correcting your posture.

For example, if you’re using a sitting desk, you should place the computer screen at your eye level—this helps to prevent neck aches. You should also tuck your shoulders in as it prevents hunching and the over-extension of your muscles.

If you are using a standing desk, the infographic suggests standing 20 to 28 inches away from the screen and keeping your keyboard at or below elbow height.  To find out more tips on how to stay happy and healthy at work, check out the infographic below:
Ultimate Mats infographic

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I have written about the impact of working on your health a couple of times here and here – Work still doesn’t seem to be any better for your life.

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Ralph Bach has been in IT long enough to know better and has blogged from his Bach Seat about IT, careers, and anything else that catches his attention since 2005. You can follow him on LinkedInFacebook, and Twitter. Email the Bach Seat here.